Graham Neston

Hey guys. My name is Graham and I am pleased to be a new contributor to the T.I.M. blog. I am so fresh to Treasure Island Media I still vividly remember my first meeting with the guys here. I came in to the Treasure Island Media offices for an interview wide-eyed and wearing a bright yellow shirt and a blue tie (my last job was working in politics so the idea of a “job interview” still meant presenting oneself sharply…I looked good by the way). Anyway, halfway through the interview Paul offered me a cup of his own urine (he also asked me if I was uncircumcised. I am. He has amazing intuition). We had a saying back on the campaign trail. In order to work 90 hours a week happily for a candidate you must “drink the kool-aide and be a true believer.” I knew Treasure Island Media was more cult than porn studio but I did not expect to be initiated so quickly with Paul’s own brand of “kool-aide.” It gets a little hazy after that but 5 months later, here I am.

I am not sure when I realized the world of hardcore, semen-glorifying porn would be for me. Maybe it was all the masturbating to hardcore, semen-glorifying porn. Perhaps it was the time in college when I was nearly expelled for tossing a cup of my own cum onto an all-male group of a cappella singers. I had a dual realization after that experience that I probably wouldn’t have a future in American politics and that I loved spewing semen in public. Looking at it now, I think I was destined to be a part of this company.





In my short tenure here I have learned a lot. First and foremost, poppers are not for drinking (learned that one the hard way). Second, if you have a roommate with the last name Holeman, you might as well ask him to build you gloryholes. Lastly, if Paul Morris asks you to go to Chicago and share a room with a cannibal, pack your bags and provide your own dinner fork. It’s been a good couple of months. I look forward to keeping you all updated with what’s going on in this world and that.

Thanks for having me.