Ford’s New Line

Well, genitalia certainly is a rarely explored car-driving niche. But right now Ford Motor Co. will take anything it can get. According to AVN, Ford was caught in a rather hairy imbroglio last week when the car manufacturer was caught associating with Control Room, the concert promotion and production house, and the only thing that survived was the rumor that Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan were showing their cunts again. But, I don’t know. I see this as the perfect opportunity to take over the genitalia market – penetrate it, so to speak. After all, the last thing Ford did right was force it’s CEO into early retirement. The cars are forgettable (except the restyled Mustang which, frankly, gets my dick hard) and if human genitalia want to buy mediocre cars and trucks, then by all means they should have the right to. There’s no reason in my mind why a Vulva can’t have a Volvo or why a penis shaft can’t feel comfortable driving a car with one. A shaft, that is. Rightly or wrongly, Ford will have to, once again, extract itself from another public “oops” moment but where Ford possibly sees lemons, an entire generation of genitalia see lemonade. (Round the corner, fudge is made.)
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Special Sauce

Marco Raphael Castro an Illinois high school student surrendered last week to face charges from a lunchroom prank earlier this month. The 17-year-old senior shot a load into a bottle of ranch dressing on December 6 and returned the container to the cafeteria. No one is sure if the doctored dressing was used before the container was cleaned and refilled the following day. Castro has been charged with disorderly conduct and attempted aggravated battery.

The Age of Consent

A friend of mine was telling me the other day about his five-year relationship with his girlfriend. He’s twenty-two and she’s nineteen. And as he went on about the sturm and drang of their daily interaction, it occurred to me that three years ago he was only nineteen and she was sixteen. Which, by law, makes him a Sexual Offender. (Yes, he confessed to having sex with her at the time.) Technically, therefore, he should have his picture posted on every available website, electrical post and community center within a two billion mile radius of where he lives. He should be completely ostracized from the community, tarred and feathered, and should, in theory, be having trouble finding work anywhere. But he’s not because no charges were brought against him and, frankly, most rational thinking people realize the ridiculousness of our Age of Consent laws in this country. Which is why I found the discussion now taking place in Scotland so interesting. Scotland is giving serious consideration to lowering their Age of Consent to thirteen. (And before you feign shock and disgust consider that in France and Malta it’s twelve. And they don’t have nearly the sexual deviancy we have here in the states.) I’ve long been a proponent of lowering the Age of Consent in the United States. And it has to do more with the practical application of the law than with any prurient desire to go out and cruise Junior Proms and coffeehouses. Kids today are having sex and they are doing so at younger and younger ages. And by adjusting our laws to address this new reality we can prevent that small minority of older teens from having their lives destroyed. But we can also send a message that to our children that if we are mature enough to recognize that sex is a natural and healthy part of maturation maybe, just maybe you, our children, will recognize that sex – in all of its magnificent glory – comes with a level of responsibility that we are willing to entrust with you.
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He will be missed.

Everyone at Treasure Island Media was extremely saddened to hear of the recent passing of Andy Dill. He was a wonderful person, and an incredible performer. I don't know anyone who didn't think the world of him.

Andy passed away from meningitis on December 6 at a hospital in San Francisco.

(Vehicular) Crimes Against Humanity

In a country that lionizes celebrities the way we do, it can often be unsettling to hear about one of our favorite icons engaging in behavior that is normally reserved for the...idiotic? In a recent blurb in TwinCities.com, Eddie Griffin, forward for the Minneapolis Wolverines was fined about $400 for hitting the back of another vehicle. According to the report, Griffin was drunk and masturbating to pornography when he lost control – every pun intended – and hit the back of the parked vehicle. The “victim” (and who said pornography was a victimless crime?) claims that the police did not fully investigate the crime and so, in the great American tradition, plans on suing the city of Minneapolis. For what, I’m not exactly sure. But in a sense the plaintiff has made a very good point. The police obviously did NOT fully investigate the crime scene. For if they had we would now have the answers to some of the most critically pressing questions. For example, what porn was he watching? Does he use his right hand or his left to jerk off? What sort of masturbatory technique did he employ? Did he climax? Was there cum on the windshield that may have prevented him from accurately gauging the distance between the SUV he hit and his vehicle? These are the sorts of questions we expect of our police and to ask anything less is a disservice to the victims of Pornography. Court adjourned.
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All in a day's work...

The latest on the legal front at Treasure Island: In three completely unrelated cases, Paul is currently being sued by a Southern California drag queen, a major Las Vegas casino and a model from a video we're about to release (he happens to be a born-again Christian and wants to stop the release of the video).
Here's a shot of San Francisco's Embarcadero Center, where Paul's attorneys burn the midnight oil trying to save the pornographer's ass.


On a happier--or at least more elevated--note, a Professor from a major US University recently read a paper about Paul's work at an academic conference in Berlin.


The paper uses ideas from Hegel, Lacan and Deleuze (who?) to discuss Paul's porn videos, how (and why) he makes them, and why they're culturally important.
I couldn't understand a word of it.
And I thought I was going to be making porn...

Trashed! Damon Dogg Strikes Again

The guys tore through Fort Lauderdale last week shooting the next installment of DAMON BLOWS AMERICA. Southern Florida will never be the same again - Initial reports claim that Damon Dogg and Butch, our new camera guy, went on a bender leaving a trail of piss soaked furniture, broken plumbing, and causing $7800.00 worth of damage to hotel rooms, and local glory holes.


Local authorities were called several times. After dealing with them personally Paul can't wait to get his hands on Damon. He only had this to say "God damnit!"

From Paul's Inbox

From: xxxxxxx
Date: December 5, 2006 11:09:36 AM PST
To: models-atlanta@treasureislandmedia.com
Subject: BIG PIGGY


Howdy Y'all, want some BIG Redneck cock squitring up my hole......YEEEEHAWWWW!

Libraries – 21st Century Bathhouses?

As I first reported on my blog, libraries across this great nation have decided that the only way to combat the viewing of pornography in the public square is not, as common sense might dictate, to apply filters but, in rather draconian fashion, pull Internet access altogether. As reported on WXYZ.com, the Mt. Clemens library just outside of Detroit, Michigan has dispensed with the information superhighway altogether because of its inability to regulate what its patrons are viewing. Why read Salome or Frank Wedekind’s Lulu when it’s just so much easier to click onto one of the ubiquitous MILF or DILF sites. Supporters argue that pornography has no place in a publicly funded entity like a library and that kids can easily gain access to inappropriate images. Critics argue that important information – information that isn’t even remotely connected to pornography – is being censored and by applying these imperfect tools we are throwing the baby away with the bath water. I say, have you ever spent any time in a public library? Maybe it’s must my monthly cycle of pheromones but from my visits to the library I don’t think kids viewing porn is the problem. I think the fact that they don’t have locker rooms is. Libraries are hotbeds for cruising. Bored, horny college kids, housewives with extra time, hustlers waiting for sunset. These are the characters that populate my local libraries. And with so many government buildings cloaked in a post 9/11 you’ve-given-up-your-right-to-privacy mindset, public libraries are still one of the few places that are camera free. At least I hope so. I had or gave more blowjobs in the Phoenix Public Library than candles on my last birthday cake. You know, we can argue until we’re blue in the face about what we can or cannot do to prevent children from viewing inappropriate images. But with or without filters, the kinds of porn available at your local library has a lot less to do with what’s on the monitor and a lot more to do with the extended gaze from that hot university hunk glossing over some obscure article from Paleontology Today.


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Will Suck Dick 4 Beer

Here's a pic I took at Lollapalooza this last summer in Chicago.
A reminder of the warmth of summer and the lengths to which young straight men will go to get their brew. My favorite part was the fact that he had some beer and a few bucks thrown in.