The Justice League of Pornography

Paul discovered, and had the entire office take, an online superhero quiz to determine our alter-egos. The quiz is uncanny (like the X-Men) in its accuracy- Paul turned out to be...

Iron Man- Inventor. Businessman. Genius.


Damon Dogg was Iron Man, as well... it's probably the booze, no? After all, how many superheros have a taste for the sauce? Anyhow, if you ever see two drunk, cum-happy robots destroying a club, it's probably just Paul & Damon. You can feel safe(ish).

Don't make Reuben mad; you won't like him when he's mad, because he's

The Hulk

Frank, as the office manager & therapist (I go to him for a shoulder when I'm cracking under deadlines), turned out to be...

Superman


Wally and Randy, the two newest members of our ultra-secret crime-fighting organization, tied for...

The Flash


Nick, and I are the sources of Grrrl Power, him a princess,

Wonder Woman


...and me a bitchy, whip-bearing semi-villain:

Catwoman


This all proves something, but I'm hard pressed to say what- at least until some other studio takes the super-villain quiz, and provides us with some arch-enemies to protect the world from. If you'd like to take the test yourself, click here.

"Yes," I hear you thinking. "That's great- but may I have some naked pictures of men, please?" (I bet you didn't know that Catwoman was psychic...). Of course you can. The man below is named Eddie.



Let's just zoom in on that neck tattoo, shall we?:


That, dear friends, is one hell of a tattoo. It doesn't fuck around, does it? "I am a pig, and I like cum." More than that- he lives for cum. A neck tattoo is a commitment, and that particular neck tattoo is an amazing statement.

This week's model-hunt applicant is Derek.


I personally love the body-only pictures that are sent in by applicants. There's an odd juxtaposition of exhibitionism and coyness that you don't get to see too often (except maybe on Craigslist). After they become more comfortable with the idea of being in porn, they send along the face picture. In almost every case, they end up having a beautiful face- look at Derek!


Everyone who asked for a T.I.M. Logo shirt has one en route to their home or P.O. box. This week's giveaway is Treasure Island stickers and temporary tattoos. The stickers are cool, sure, but here's a hint about the tattoos: they give you a perfect excuse to feel up a total stranger in a bar. Just email me (saul@treasureislandmedia.com) and I'll hook you up!

What the Boys Did On Their Trip to L.A.

The boys came back from L.A. a couple of days ago, sweaty after shooting the new Damon Blows America. This week's I-wanna-be-a-model pictures are from Russell, a man they interviewed between shoots, and who... oh, I'll let that be a surprise.



Many a night spent drinking with Damon ends with a very similar moment to this one. Damon, well-fucked, fuck-drunk, and drunk-as-fuck, pissing on someone's car with a satisfied, mischievous grin plastered to his face.



The boys all had a blast. And I for one have started demanding that I get to go on production trips.

"Built to Fuck" t-shirts go out today to everyone who asked for one. This week we're sending out T.I.M. Logo shirts, modeled below by Dick Richards' crotch and bed, respectively:





Before you all ask, Dick Richards was in Damon Blows America 4: Seattle, and Slurpin' Jizz.

For Pete's Sake

XXXpornchurch has one goal in mind: saving your soul from the horrors of porn. They don't give much (if any) attention to gay porn, but I understand: they're focusing on one sin- extramarital sex. If you turn that into homosexual extramarital sex, you're technically dealing with two sins, which would obviously confuse the issue.

Although- and I hasten to point this out- nowhere in the Bible does anyone say that homosexuality was wrong. The closest it comes is Leviticus 18:22:

"You shall not lie with man as one lies with a women; this is an abomination."

I know it sounds harsh, but "abomination" just means that something is unclean (pork, for example), not that it is a sin. The people who wrote the Bible were basically saying that they weren't really into homosexuality- they were really, really clear about what was and was not a sin. Hell- they only had 10 commandments to follow, and the only time the Big 10 mentions fucking is to say that you shouldn't do it with someone else's wife. That actually leaves a pretty big playing field.

But I'm digressing from the XXXChurch. Yesterday morning, Paul called me in and asked if I'd like to see "Pete, the Porn Puppet." Of course I did, and together we laughed and groaned at Pete. You can watch the power and the beauty of Pete here- but be careful, as you might never look at porn the same way again. By the way- I actually met the XXXChurch people at AVN. They're genuinely nice people, and their hearts seem to be in the right place.

Congratulations to rae121452, not just for winning the raffle for Dawson's 50-Load Weekend (Part 1), but for having a name with more numbers than letters in it. This, I feel, is a step in the right direction (I look forward to serving our cyborg overlords).

Everyone else gets "Built to Fuck" t-shirts. This week, since a lot of you have asked for it, we're giving away "Fuck the Sex Police" shirts. If you want a tshirt, email me your mailing address and shirt size.

I'm redesigning the Built to Fuck shirts, and if anyone wants to lend a hand with some design ideas... Actually- you know what? New contest- submit Built to Fuck t-shirt designs to us (saul@treasureislandmedia.com), and the best design gets a copy of Slurpin' Jizz 2.

This week's model search participant is named Riley. He's a Wisconsin boy- cute, Midwestern, and lithe.



Last week's model got mostly lustful comments, so it looks like we'll be keeping him. If only I can figure out a way to put polls in the blog. I'll look around and see if I can find a plugin.

In other news, if you're in the L.A. area and you're suddenly struck by a random wad of cum, say "hi!" to Nick, Randy, Damon Dogg, and Wally. They're in the process of shooting a new film under the direction of Paul Morris.