Ford’s New Line

Well, genitalia certainly is a rarely explored car-driving niche. But right now Ford Motor Co. will take anything it can get. According to AVN, Ford was caught in a rather hairy imbroglio last week when the car manufacturer was caught associating with Control Room, the concert promotion and production house, and the only thing that survived was the rumor that Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan were showing their cunts again. But, I don’t know. I see this as the perfect opportunity to take over the genitalia market – penetrate it, so to speak. After all, the last thing Ford did right was force it’s CEO into early retirement. The cars are forgettable (except the restyled Mustang which, frankly, gets my dick hard) and if human genitalia want to buy mediocre cars and trucks, then by all means they should have the right to. There’s no reason in my mind why a Vulva can’t have a Volvo or why a penis shaft can’t feel comfortable driving a car with one. A shaft, that is. Rightly or wrongly, Ford will have to, once again, extract itself from another public “oops” moment but where Ford possibly sees lemons, an entire generation of genitalia see lemonade. (Round the corner, fudge is made.)
--MOC BLOGGER