Pirate Amnesty!

September 10th, 2010

“Men around the world should use this movie as their guide to explode their loads!”

Why is it free? Click the pic to find out more!

Scene 1: Preacher Gets Religion Part 1

PIRATE AMNESTY EDITION

“I’m a preacher in Indiana and I need this. I play with dildos and toys all the time but I need to feel real men inside me. I don’t want to see them I don’t want to know who they are or what they look like. I just want them to fuck me and leave semen inside me. I hope you can answer my prayer.”

Scene 2: Gloryhole Fuck Slut Part 1

PIRATE AMNESTY EDITION

A sexy little surfer slut from coastal California called me up one sunny afternoon and told me that he was stoned as hell and was going to “the Gulch” to put his li’l surfer pucker up to the filthy gloryhole to take anonymous loads. I grabbed a camera and zipped on over there pronto…

Scene 3: A Preacher Gets Religion Part 2

PIRATE AMNESTY EDITION

I gave him what he asked for starting with a ride on AUSTIN SHADOW’s steely rod (does that fuckin’ thing ever get soft?) and AUSTIN took him on a fuck-tour to heaven and back. “Oh my God…Oh my God…” the preacher kept crying.

Scene 4: Gloryhole Fuck Slut Part 2

PIRATE AMNESTY EDITION

…By the time I found him he was already well into it but I got him bent over fucked-up and with a butthole that positively sucked the sperm right out of all the big anonymous cocks it was happily hungrily serving.

Scene 5: Sleeping Beauty

PIRATE AMNESTY EDITION

It’s interesting what being broke will get a guy to do. A local “porn-newbie” let me know he was behind on his rent and willing to do “whatever it takes” to make a buck. After a lengthy parlay and the promise of a big amount of cash he agreed to take knock-out pills a doctor buddy had given me. Serious knock-out pills. He said we could do what we wanted so long as he didn’t have to know about it.

Scene 6: Christian and Ethan Sexxtin

PIRATE AMNESTY EDITION

CHRISTIAN one of our ass-wide-open slut-bottom exclusives learned that stud ETHAN SEXXTIN was in town for a family reunion. CHRISTIAN–a total sucker for uncut dick–called me and demanded a chance to get ETHAN’s big ol’ bull-cock up inside him.

Scene 7: Fuckhole

PIRATE AMNESTY EDITION

This last scene is my favorite kind: undiluted heavy-duty tag-team fucking. We blindfolded the bottom a novice who just wanted to be called “FUCK HOLE”. He wanted a blindfold so he could focus on being nothing but a hole.

T.I.M. Employee Spotlight: Customer Service

September 3rd, 2010

A lot of you know Hank as a voice on the phone or an email address when you have questions about your orders. We wanted to put a face to the name–so gentlemen meet Hank:

This is how Hank dresses for work during hot weather and we’ve been having a heat wave in SF.

Of course no one in the office objects.  In fact Hank seems to get more attention than usual.

09-01-10 TIMSuck Exclusive Update: Jerry and George

September 2nd, 2010

08-25-10 TIMFuck Exclusive Scene Update: Kurt and Judd

August 27th, 2010

Kicked Out of Korea

August 19th, 2010

Do you know what it’s like to jump all over Korea? Do you know what it’s like to feel the breeze pass between your butt cheeks as you jump on the inside of a Korean subway car?

Our pal Morgan does.

He’s also one of the few who knows what the inside of South Korean detainment cell looks like.

Morgan Tepsic is being deported and is on his way back to the U.S of A. But will this stop our naked jumping lad from achieving his goal of basically exposing his ass to the entire continent? What about the hankies?

Stay tuned…

Morgan flying through his Korean Neverland.

08-18-10 Paul Morris Photos Update: DILDO PLAY

August 18th, 2010