Word to the wise

So next time you’re cruising the personals on Craigslist, or just anytime you feel that you have to put a picture of “your” cock online for one reason or another, make sure it’s actually a picture of your cock, and not one you ripped from someone else’s personal ad.

The thing is, guys come in here to audition, during which time Nick takes nude pictures of them, including a close-up of their hard-ons. Sometimes they ask for copies- we all know how frustrating it is for all of our naked photos to have a mirror in them- and Nick dutifully hooks them up. They then use these pictures to pick you up online. But people see these pictures, and for one reason or another, repost them and claim possession of these penii. Sooner or later, someone ends up sending the picture back to Nick in an attempt to get an audition. This leaves him in the awkward position of saying, “That might be your face, but that’s certainly not your dick,” which leaves the submitter red-faced. How embarrassing is it to get caught with someone else’s dick? Nick claims that most of the cock-shots on Craigslist are his handiwork.

Along with being the PR contact, the research assistant, the graphic designer, and the sales manager for our distribution, I’ve taken on the mantle of advertising photographer. I got sick of our lack of hi-res images to work with, so I’ve started shooting our ads, which rounds everything out. Now I conceptualize, shoot, art direct, design, negotiate, and place our ads. Here’s the finished version of the ad I shot and designed yesterday.



Like it? I’m pretty proud if it. It’s filthy, and it’s already been turned down for one publication… In case you didn’t recognize the tats, that’s Damon doing his thing.