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We get a fair amount of people who want to ask us for more leather in our films. Or less leather. Or hairier men. Or offers of help, as was the case of one guy who said that he had ideas for promoting us...
"Like me going into a hot gay nite club, with black work boots, tight black spandex, short shorts (tiny black g-string underneath) and your web-site written on my chest and back and i can talk to people about whats on my back...good idea?"
He also said that he likes to wear tight clothes.
Every three days or so, we get letters from "POWER OF THE MIND", some crazy fucknut who sends us drawings of his cock, threats of hellfire, desperate pleas for sex with our models, and stories that he has written. One of the most recurring themes in his psychotic letters (all written, painfully, on a typewriter), is his desire to have an army of mind-controlled sex slaves. The best part is that he claims to not only have a formidable start, but that they are all volunteers. Recently he sent us a letter that included a page with a spiral drawn on it, and on the spiral he wrote, "You are now hypnotized. You will join me as sex slave for world control. God loves Gays." Possibly I am immune to hypnotism, but it did nothing for me. That I know of.
Today we got a letter from POWER OF THE MIND in which he declared himself "The Pontifex of Priapus" and told us that,
"Worship experiences as a Priapic Community occur regularly in many cities and countries. Some are organized as Temples, while others are individual or groups yearning to becum a Temple of COCK. All members MUST devote a minimum 4 hours a week to servicing the COCK, your own &/or others. You decide the method of devotion, eg. sex magic or other Gnostic expressions. Truly, this form of sexual communication commends itself to the needs of many in society and should be encouraged. As a worshipper of the Phallus, your role is to tell others of your belief in the Power of the COCK to conquer evil through word of mouth to those who might be isolated from our church. This is a vital part of your devotion to the Temple of Love."
All spelling errors were, of course, his.
He then drew a crude map to his house in Southern California, and said "NO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL IS ALLOWED TO FIND IT." And that it would be $5 per person to attend services.
Obviously this guy is so awesome that he could only be compared to Mr. T if Mr. T was a ninja. With sexual mind-control powers.
And he is Our Fan. Go us.
"Like me going into a hot gay nite club, with black work boots, tight black spandex, short shorts (tiny black g-string underneath) and your web-site written on my chest and back and i can talk to people about whats on my back...good idea?"
He also said that he likes to wear tight clothes.
Every three days or so, we get letters from "POWER OF THE MIND", some crazy fucknut who sends us drawings of his cock, threats of hellfire, desperate pleas for sex with our models, and stories that he has written. One of the most recurring themes in his psychotic letters (all written, painfully, on a typewriter), is his desire to have an army of mind-controlled sex slaves. The best part is that he claims to not only have a formidable start, but that they are all volunteers. Recently he sent us a letter that included a page with a spiral drawn on it, and on the spiral he wrote, "You are now hypnotized. You will join me as sex slave for world control. God loves Gays." Possibly I am immune to hypnotism, but it did nothing for me. That I know of.
Today we got a letter from POWER OF THE MIND in which he declared himself "The Pontifex of Priapus" and told us that,
"Worship experiences as a Priapic Community occur regularly in many cities and countries. Some are organized as Temples, while others are individual or groups yearning to becum a Temple of COCK. All members MUST devote a minimum 4 hours a week to servicing the COCK, your own &/or others. You decide the method of devotion, eg. sex magic or other Gnostic expressions. Truly, this form of sexual communication commends itself to the needs of many in society and should be encouraged. As a worshipper of the Phallus, your role is to tell others of your belief in the Power of the COCK to conquer evil through word of mouth to those who might be isolated from our church. This is a vital part of your devotion to the Temple of Love."
All spelling errors were, of course, his.
He then drew a crude map to his house in Southern California, and said "NO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL IS ALLOWED TO FIND IT." And that it would be $5 per person to attend services.
Obviously this guy is so awesome that he could only be compared to Mr. T if Mr. T was a ninja. With sexual mind-control powers.
And he is Our Fan. Go us.
posted by Hank Stanford at 1:16 PM
2 Comments:
Mr T is absolutely awesome. Way better than any ninja.
Mr T is absolutely awesome. Way better than any ninja.
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